With the much-awaited release of A Cauldron of Bitterness comes the release of discussions that were previously restricted to Patreon members. To prevent unwanted exposure to spoilers, make sure to read A Cauldron of Bitterness in full - available now on AzaleaEllis.com.
Why is Damien’s fan club in the Restricted Archives? You’ll have to read to find out…
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Damien PLEASE! My name is Darcyspride, and I’m Damien’s number one fan! I have my very own Damien thread at: www.alcove.azaleaellis.com.
As Damien’s self-appointed #1 fan, I have made a thread where we can talk about all things Damien. It can be ANYTHING, as long as its about Damien. His gorgeous, well-sculpted hair. His boyish charm and smile. His outlandish propensity to assume the absolute most fantastical and imaginative tales for simple events. YAY.
What do yall think Damien will make of Sebastian new pad when he finds out? I can only guess his imagination will create some overzealous scenarios that may make him blush. Similar to the time the Innkeeper thought Damien and Sebastian needed a room with one bed.
I’m going to nominate myself Damien’s #2 fan… because I love that adorable. yappy little kid. He just loves everyone with his whole heart, and brings S coffee in bed. He’s like my dog. He follows you everywhere, stares at you adoringly, brings you every exciting and interesting thing he discovers, and annoys the crap out of you… but you love him anyway, and you feel bad at yelling at him to give you some personal space.
In our new place, the bathroom door does not latch properly.
My office is across from the bathroom, and my computer’s camera can see directly into it if both doors are open.
I’m often on Zoom calls with a group of authors in an “Virtual Office” where we all write in mostly-silence an occasionally stop to chat for 10mins.
My cat Ender is 20 pounds of pure determination to get what he wants. And he doesn’t want me to go to the bathroom by myself. For safety reasons. And also because, despite how much I try to disabuse him of the notion, he believes I will pet him if he is there with me.
So, sometimes he opens the bathroom door for me. By slamming into it. While I am on the toilet.
I was sick last night as blue got home, I had the babies, and goober decided he was going to perch on my chest to make sure I was okay, and Xion was clicking her heart out in my shirt
Blue struggled to get Goober off of me, but Xion actually put up a fight, and normally she can’t wait to leave me for him.
In my house, my cats kept changing their mind at night about whether they wanted to be in my bedroom, or out of it.
I solved the problem by installing a door on my bedroom that had a cat door on it. And now my cats can solve that problem without feeling the need to wake me up.
I’m sorry, you try to go to the bathroom. . . alone? I don’t understand the concept.
I can’t even take a bath alone any more. Kai (the big, dumb, Damien of a dog) thinks it’s the perfect time to cuddle, and lets himself in to lay down on my legs.
He knows exactly what he’s doing.
This is barely even a stretch.
I can’t wait for the next Damien chapter. I hope it’s as wildly dramatic as everything else he says, does, and thinks.
@AriethNinja are you feeling any better? Sounds like you have a good crew taking care of you.
Oof. That’s even worse. I have no idea where to find a convenient body swapping amulet, but if you find a few of them, please send one to me. My body is a lemon, and I’ve been trying to convince the manufacturer to recall it.
didn’t you?