Oh my god! I go under a rock for one week and THAT is when a damien chapter gets posted.
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Damienās hands flew up to smooth back his hair. āI have split ends?ā he asked, his voice strained. āDo you have a mirror?ā
IM DEAD. WARM FUZZY FEELINGS. THE SHIP HAS SAILED. SEBASTIAN AND DAMIEN FOREVER.
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This is what happens when you go under a rock, apparently. Azalea posts a Damien chapter especially for you! 
He would say the most awful things about my frizzy hair. Can you even imagine him if he got a zit?
Iām living for the idea of Damien having a meltdown at an inopportune moment because his 15 gold anti-acne potion doesnāt work.
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Did this thread get moved from the general PGTS section to hide the spoiler about Damienās split ends? Iām not criticizing, but that is kinda funny to me. We canāt let non-Patrons know the ghastly secret that for a brief period Damienās hair wonāt be perfect, it would ruin the surprise.
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I am also dying. Its definitely a ghastly secret of all secrets and a huge plot point.
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I am taking this issue extremely seriously, and have given official warnings to all parties involved, including myself.
I firmly believe that the fewer people who know about Damienās split ends, the better. He would be so embarrassed.
The thread doesnāt exactly belong here, but this is the best I could do without deleting postsā¦ And itās certainly leaving room for some serious fandom drama, like a rival Damienās fan club, or something. That could be fun?
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I think that that is appropriate. Parading even trivial secrets doesnāt feel good for those without access.
That said when these threads are no longer spoilers, can you also move them to general discussion? That would increase the amount of publicly available speculation.
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Thatās what I was thinking of doing.
When we first started, I thought it would be easy to differentiate between what is a spoiler and what is not, but now Iām starting to think this will be a constant concern - and I will just move threads back and forth as needed.
Iām constantly checking the website to see where weāre at in regards to spoilers, and, as we noted aboveā¦ Even I make mistakes!
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I feel like a thread specifically for a fandom of Damienās split ends is incoming.
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You know he got out of that meeting with Lacer and replaced his terror with anxiety about whether his barber would have an opening the next day.
Iām waiting for Damien to jump to the strangely correct - but ridiculous - assumption that the Raven Queen is the head of their secret organization. I love his wild tangentsā¦ Damien and Titus jumping wildly from conclusion to conclusion is entertaining AF.
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Damien works so hard. And, heās very loyal. S. needs to make sure heās well taken care of.
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OOOO the double entendre. Yes, very well taken care of.
Iām just bumping the thread so we can all discuss Damienās BLUSHING.
We have a whole extra week to discuss Damienās crush on Sebastien before we get more. Hopefully itās time for a Damien chapter soon, right? (Right!?)
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We need more D and S innocent shenanigans with blushing and SUBCLINICAL flirting.
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IāM SORRY BUT DID YOU JUST SAY SUBCLINICAL FLIRTING
Thatās my new favorite term. Iām stealing it.
Weāre all victims of subclinical flirting in PGTS. 
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What do we all think damien is up to while S gets CHASED FOR HER LIFE
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Brushing his hair 367 times and spending half his new allowance on hair potions.
Sighing and worrying about Sebastien.
Wandering into the kitchen, overhearing the servants talk, and suddenly realizing they can be treated better and trying to figure out how to get them more money and health care.
Continuing his workout regimen so that S can notice his biceps some day.
I dunno. Whatever Damien does when the author isnāt looking?
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I like to think he is pacing between his chair overlooking the fireplace where he ponders about a future with sebastian but then tells himself to stop thinking about it so goes to make tea to calm himself down, only to get side tracked on the way to the kitchen by a mirror where he sees a hair out of place and then brushes it 367 times, to then only find himself wondering what sebastian thinks about his hair, storms back to the chair in worry where he is, finding himself again staring into the fire pining, realizing he forgot to get his tea after another hour
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Damien can do NEEDLEWORK? How can he become even more lovable. Future guncle through marriage making baby blankets for all the new kids in the family.
Iām sorry but I thought it was called crochitting? Heās not just doing needlework, heās INVENTED A NEW SKILL.
Sweaters for the holidays for everyone. Damien can singlehandedly start the ugly sweater trend in Gilbratha. āOf course itās lumpy. Do you know how many pockets a thaumaturge requires?ā
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